What does a Russian country road look like? Something like this:
Yesterday I drove out to a Small Village about 150 km outside of Moscow, to check out a potential dacha spot. After about 100 km on a highway, I reached my turn-off point — a small Town of Petushki (“Cockerels”) —
— and called the developer to give him a heads up that I am about to take the country road indicated in my Driving Directions, courtesy of Yandex Maps (a Russian search engine). Also, according to Yandex, that road passed through a picturesque Village with a pretty church, and I wanted to check out both.
“No, no, no!” protested Ivan. “You can’t go that way. Bad road!”
“But…the Internet!” I protested right back.
In the end, the common sense had won and I decided to listen to the local, especially considering that I was driving a borrowed car in wet and muddy November conditions.
It took me about 30 minutes to drive less than 15 km on the GOOD road.
Having met up with Ivan in the Small Village and checked out the local sights (photo mosaic below), I asked him how to get on that road which would bring me to the Village with the church. He took me right to it.
What’s that dark spot in the middle? Lets take a closer look.
Oh, that’s just a small ravine, with a creek, and some burnt logs strewn around it.
The ‘beyond’ looked a little more…even? At least the parts that were visible, before the road disappeared into the forest. But it still didn’t look like something you could possibly drive on.
A curious local approached me while I was standing there with my mouth agape. I inquired about the road and the Village.
“Oh yes, that’s the right way, just about 4 kilometers up ahead.”
“But…how? I mean…the only thing you can ride down this road is a horse?!”
“Oh yes, it’s no problem at all, on a horse!”
So, ladies and gentlemen, apparently Yandex Maps (and Google, too, as it also advised me to take this ‘road’ to get from the Small Village to the Village) needs a “horseback” option, alongside “driving,” “walking” and “public transportation.” Sadly I did not have an equine handy, so the pretty church was left unseen. I will come prepared next time.
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Between the Golden Autumn and the White Winter: Russian countryside in Grey November.
Love those birch trees 🙂
Countryside looks very much like where I’m from at this time of year. Except for the roads… a “bad” road would be one without asphalt, usually between fields, mainly used by tractors, but cars can still pass, though you might risk a paint chip or two. Anything connecting towns and villages, no matter how small, would still be a “proper” road.
Well, according to the locals it was ‘proper’. I was w my mom (the dacha is for her to live but for me to visit), and the second the local villager said ‘horses’, I lit up at mom and she just shook her head…here they are essential!
Sadly, no horses in the village but GET THIS: on the other side of the highway there’s a horse and livestock farm run by AN AMERICAN! Named John! Who actually might be a bad potato…
“proper” for a third world country!!
A bad potato…?
Hey hey hey, easy with your ‘Third World’ comments!
Word is he might not be very ‘environmentally conscious’…
You must investigate… 😉
Already am! Funny, a while back, RT shot a documentary about a foreigner who set up a livestock farm in Russia. If I cant find it right now, I’ll ask our Docs people to do a quick search on Tuesday (Monday = holiday. YAY!)
The plot thickens….
Would be a fantastic ride. Horse on roof next time you go, I think! How was the dacha spot?
It’s a bit…remote and underdeveloped (roads, electricity, etc), so not sure. Plus no horses in the village 😦
Hahahaha. Seems pretty typical. At least you got some gorgeous pictures (and didn’t lose a wheel in the process).
Oh yeah, my friend would not have been happy! And Ivan was actually impressed by my off-roadings skills: “wow, you drive really well, you do this a lot?” Made my day 🙂 (I drive twice a year or so…failed my Russian test, renewed my NYC license 🙂
What? You mean you don’t normally bring a horse along with you? Oh, I always keep a pair of ’em in the trunk just in case 🙂
How big is your trunk? As big as your…um, ego? 😉
Ha-ha! No, no, no – there’s nothing else quite as big as that massive… thing 😉
Ha, I love how this theme is continuing! 🙂 Um, it looks pretty but to live there?!
Ha-ha! My… thing – it’s too big to be confined to just one blog 😉
Release….THE KRAKEN! 😉
Is the INTERNET big enough?!
Just think of the open spaces, the berries, the mushrooms, and the endless galloping opportunities!
I’d rather think of the nearby shops, bars and restaurants, pavements, doctors within a 10 km radius, wifi, a sewerage system I don’t have to build myself… 🙂
I am with the rest of your commenters, this one is really on you for leaving the house without a horse. Maybe a nice mule could have sat in the passenger seat.
I am dying to know what that town and church look like so I am sending you my trusted Milo the WunderPom. It will take you 3 months to get there but just think of the stories you will have.
I know, I know. I should have taken either Jack or Sev out of the stables but I decides to give them a little break for once.
PS – Thor2 = AMAYZE! Grinning like an idiot. Ham = delicious. The dancing, prancing TA = fantastic. I want that world to just…absorb me. MORE!
1) You may NOT start calling him HAM
2) I am going on the 15th – come with me. So happy you loved it. I can’t wait
Only bc I think [honey-glazed] ham is DELICIOUS. But – yes, mistress. And of course I will be right there with you on the 15th.
I particularly like the photo of the birch grove. There are also some very good paintings of birch trees as a motive. There are trees that can create special moods. Very well done!
Thank you. Birth trees are so essential to the visual identity of the Russian countryside.
*birch
Lovely pictures but, wow, very bleak looking! Perfect setting for a murder mystery…
‘Bleak’ is definitely the right word. It defines November and late March-early April. At this point I would welcome the snow!
Those are very beautiful pictures of the Russian countryside. Reading your post you must have had a lot of fun on your trip. Birch trees create really atmospheric scenery. It looks great.
Thank you. I was trying to find some serene beauty in all that bleakness.
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Great story and pictures. I will never complain about the roads in neighbourhood again! I wonder how many others like this one are out there. It’s interesting that it ended up on the google/ yandex maps.
Thank you. I think at least in Russia you can blindly pick a spot on a map, drive there, and end up in the same situation. There’s even a saying: “Russia has two great ailments: stupid people, and roads.”
At least you got to enjoy some great scenery – but dang, that internet is a liar!
Yup, trying to look on the bright side – it was an adventure!
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