WHEN TO SPEAK RUSSIAN (a guide for Estonian children)

File this under “you can’t make this sh*t up”. There is an article in Russian that does a bit of explaining; for those who cannot read the Russian you could Google-translate the description – but the video/audio is incomparable. Here’s a brief synopsis: Estonia, 2015 Boy meets Girl. Boy is a Russian tourist and girl…

MY FAVORITE ANECDOTE

is probably not what you think. In Russia/Russian an anecdote is not an amusing story, but a joke, often imbued with deep philosophical wisdom. No “knock-knock” stuff in this neck of the woods. There are books filled with thousands of anecdotes, grouped by several ever-popular genres: life in the USSR, Slavic folk heroes and creatures,…

WHAT WOMEN NEED

Yesterday my coworker shared with me a post that in the last week has gone viral in Russian social media. Titled “Seven Things That Women Frankly Are Lacking,” it left several of my female colleagues feeling insulted and aggrieved by [spoiler alert!] its blatantly sexist message. I found it pretty face-palmy, but mostly laugh-out-loud hilarious. By the way, it was published in Cluber*, an…

WARM, GOOEY CENTER

Last week in Moscow has seen winter kick into high gear with near-daily snow showers and nighttime temperatures dropping to -15C.   But Moscow weather is also rather mercurial, and in-between the blizzards we have gotten bits of sunshine and warming to the balmy 0C (32F). Snow melts, grey slush takes over everything – and then…

ROADLESS ROAD TRIP

What does a Russian country road look like? Something like this: Yesterday I drove out to a Small Village about 150 km outside of Moscow, to check out a potential dacha spot. After about 100 km on a highway, I reached my turn-off point — a small Town of Petushki (“Cockerels”) — — and called…